Monday, November 22, 2010

cu you in cort little girl

 So like a week ago I was in a voice chat with someone and some shirtless permanoob appears over my bed in my Linden Squat. I didn't think anything of it at the time and just told him to gtfo, he pimped around for a bit asked me if I'd sex him I told him to fuck off and then he walked out the front door. e_e
And then today he IMs me. So I decided to screw with him:

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[15:57]  BACK Blackburn: hi daria was looking at your flikr acct whats agold account
[15:58]  BACK Blackburn: never heard of that
[15:58]  Daria Afterthought: weren't you the bloke that tp'd into my house the other day?
[15:59]  BACK Blackburn: yes and i left right away
[15:59]  BACK Blackburn: and apolgized
[16:00]  Daria Afterthought: k.
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: a second life gold account is a special status that certain people LL favours can get. you can only get a second life gold account from a Linden or someone with a second life gold account
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: I happen to have one
[16:01]  BACK Blackburn: oh really
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: yea. if you give me 1000L I'll send you an invite code
[16:01]  BACK Blackburn: does it cost extra
[16:02]  Daria Afterthought: no but a lot of people sell the invite codes
[16:02]  BACK Blackburn: ok I can understand that
[16:03]  BACK Blackburn: and where do I go to use the code
[16:03]  Daria Afterthought: someone with the account has to put your name and code into a special form on the account page
[16:03]  Daria Afterthought: and then we get the link to send you
[16:04]  BACK Blackburn: oh ok so for 1000L i get to view your boobs :-)
[16:04]  Daria Afterthought: yep
[16:05]  BACK Blackburn: cool anything else come with gold membership
[16:05]  BACK Blackburn: teeshirt
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: any other gold account images can be seen, and you can encrypt your images with gold protection
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: also you get lindens to friend you
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: it's pretty sweet
[16:06]  Daria Afterthought: you can ask lindens to ban people you don't like
[16:06]  Daria Afterthought: they won't always do it though
[16:06]  BACK Blackburn: ok you promise you not feeding me aline
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: of course man
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: why would I do that?
[16:07]  BACK Blackburn: your from UK
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: no, USA
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: LL is in the US
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: hmmmmm you called me abloke
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: I grew up in Oz
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: I watch too much BBC
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: really
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: yep
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: can I come there
[16:09]  Daria Afterthought: come where?
[16:09]  BACK Blackburn: i need to look you in the eye
[16:09]  BACK Blackburn: your place silly
[16:10]  Daria Afterthought: I sent you a tp
[16:11]  BACK Blackburn: hi there
[16:11]  BACK Blackburn: you have arl parrat
[16:11]  Daria Afterthought: what?
[16:12]  BACK Blackburn: the vedio on cube
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: orite
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: swearing parrot
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: friend of mine was watching that with me
[16:13]  BACK Blackburn: did you just tell someone too shut up
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: no
[16:13]  BACK Blackburn: i heard 2 people
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: I'm not on voice
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: probably the neighbours
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: theres some chick on radar...but she seems too far away for voice
[16:14]  BACK Blackburn: yea she told guy to shut TF up
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: lol wow
[16:14]  BACK Blackburn: iam alwaays getting wierd shit
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: I don't have voice on for that very reason. I don't like listening to people bicker
[16:15]  BACK Blackburn: no meeather
[16:15]  BACK Blackburn: ok Daria Iam goint to trust you
[16:16]  BACK Blackburn: if you screw me over
[16:16]  Daria Afterthought: I won't man
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: i'll
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: cause drama :-)
[16:17]  Daria Afterthought: I don't want that to happen.
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: and i'll take your boots
[16:18]  Daria Afterthought: lol
[16:18]  BACK Blackburn paid you L$1000.
[16:18]  Daria Afterthought: yea you're an idiot. theres no such thing as a second life gold account. that's the point
[16:29]  BACK Blackburn: hmmmmm
[16:29]  BACK Blackburn: so whats your game
[16:30]  BACK Blackburn: hello princess
[16:30]  Daria Afterthought: it's not really a game...you're just some dude that ended up in my living room with a bunch of sex groups and no shirt and when you IM'd me I thought I'd make fun of you
[16:31]  BACK Blackburn: oh i see so your acrimnal
[16:31]  BACK Blackburn: and you just stole money from me
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: you were breaking and entering....criminal tresspassing
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: we're even
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: also you're a sexist pig
[16:32]  BACK Blackburn: so smart ass we'll see how this ends
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: lol. k
[16:33]  BACK Blackburn: Ive got the whole conversation
[16:33]  Daria Afterthought: I know ^_^
[16:33]  BACK Blackburn: Thats why I kept in in local
[16:34]  Daria Afterthought: I don't think it makes a difference if it's in local or IM
[16:34]  Daria Afterthought: what are you going to do? blog about it? :D
[16:34]  BACK Blackburn: no turn you in to lindens
[16:35]  Daria Afterthought: have fun with that
[16:35]  BACK Blackburn: your stealing
[16:35]  Daria Afterthought: you're*
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: the other day you came into my house for whatever reason and started harassing me and my friend. I have no idea why you thought that this was your house, but your stupidity cost you 1000L
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: learn from it, and move on
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: what were you doing in my house anyway? using my sexbed?
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: looking and your profile that's probably exactly what you were doing. ew. gross.
[16:37]  BACK Blackburn: so yi don't need to defend myself
[16:37]  Daria Afterthought: lol you've got to be kidding me. you were actually using my bed for your pixelshenanigans? oh thats just wrong
[16:37]  BACK Blackburn: and you can lie all you want your just achild
[16:38]  Daria Afterthought: lie about what?
[16:38]  Daria Afterthought: :D
[16:38]  BACK Blackburn: some day when you grow up you will understand
[16:38]  BACK Blackburn: Gold card
[16:38]  Sadira Desideri is Online
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: I'll understand the need to go into other people's houses and cybersex with their stuff? ew god I hope not
[16:39]  BACK Blackburn: how many people you taken with that one
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: just you
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: gold account is an old joke. most people "got it" and laughed
[16:40]  BACK Blackburn: wellI'll report it andsee who wins
[16:40]  Daria Afterthought: k
[16:41]  Daria Afterthought: you really have never heard of "Facebook GOLD account" before?
[16:41]  Daria Afterthought: it's like...kinda old
[16:42]  BACK Blackburn: you see daria what you didn'think about is
[16:42]  Daria Afterthought: consequences will never be the same?
[16:42]  BACK Blackburn: your not the judge and jurey
[16:43]  Daria Afterthought: I don't care?
[16:43]  BACK Blackburn: you think I don't know that
[16:44]  BACK Blackburn: you a baby
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: why were you looking at my flickr anyway if you were just some dude who accidentally tp'd into my house a few days ago? have you been like cyberstalking me or some shit?
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: or have you been like, using my bed for pixelsex repeatedly?
[16:44]  BACK Blackburn: why do you put the info in your profile
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: put what info?
[16:45]  BACK Blackburn: your fliker address
[16:45]  Daria Afterthought: oh. because every now and then people ask me if I have one and I can be like "in my profile dude"
[16:45]  BACK Blackburn: you better clear all that shit out dear
[16:46]  Daria Afterthought: lol why?
[16:46]  BACK Blackburn: omg
[16:46]  Daria Afterthought: I still wanna know why you were in my house. you weren't seriously using my sexbed were you? you know it doesn't even have real sex animations in it...its just for decoration
[16:46]  BACK Blackburn: I forgot haw babies act
[16:47]  BACK Blackburn: nope
[16:47]  Daria Afterthought: then why were you here?
[16:48]  BACK Blackburn: Like I said i don't have to defend myself
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: lol yea you do. you could be a stalker for all I know
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: I mean, most people when they TP to the wrong place they leave as soon as possible
[16:48]  BACK Blackburn: and Iam ceratinly going to put in text
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: you were pimpin around here like you owned the place until I told you to leave
[16:49]  BACK Blackburn: OMG
[16:49]  BACK Blackburn: your apice of work
[16:49]  Daria Afterthought: and you can't spell. but that doesn't matter. why were you in my house?
[16:50]  BACK Blackburn: you set me aTP
[16:50]  Daria Afterthought: no, I mean the other day. when you first popped up here
[16:50]  BACK Blackburn: your asilly girl
[16:51]  Daria Afterthought: not really
[16:51]  BACK Blackburn: your not listening
[16:51]  Daria Afterthought: yes I am. when me and that guy we're hanging out here, why did you come here and hang out until we were like gtfo who are you
[16:51]  BACK Blackburn: if and when I need to defend mysele I will
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: why are you so scared to tell me what you were doing in my house? did you just have a tp fail or something?
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: you're getting creepier by the second
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: some sex nuts old dude shows up in my house and then IMs me a week later asking me about something on my flickr...that isn't right
[16:53]  BACK Blackburn: cu you in cort little girl
[16:53]  Daria Afterthought: LOL

(inb4 DARIA IS A TROOL)

11 comments:

  1. The only thing I would have changed is the name. I mean: I know that TOS doesn't forbid pasting names in places out from LL-control. But I also know that the kind of people you sometimes show here, love to have publicity.

    Why give them that (undeserved) publicity?

    "Go fuck a prim" I'd say to those idiots, but never point to their faces in front of everybody. Somehow, they expect so. They yearn for your publicity. You know: idiots love to drag you to the mud they rub in. So let's say them go fuck a prim, and don't give them that publicity. Make them anonymous. That hurts them more than anything else. Idiots, nuts, and anonymous.

    I have a (nasty) stalker, I know what I'm talking about. The poor thing goes nuts everytime I do creative narrative from the original conversations, but ever, ever, saying the name. The threats I receive are each time more and more schizo.

    Try it. If you feel lazy, search-replace is your friend.

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  2. That's creepy! O.o
    Well either he is a weirdo with a lot of free time to spend or maybe you just got yourself a stalker! A stupid one...by the way

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  3. Auryn, I don't know if this dude is a bonafied stalker. Just some asshole who has been using my sexbed while I'm not home. And due to his sex crazed retardation, it cost him 1000L. All I can think of is I should have asked for more >:D

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  4. Here's a screencap of his av: http://i52.tinypic.com/25t99c5.png
    WHY WOULDNT A NICE GIRL LIKE ME NOT WANT TO MAKE SECKS TO HIM? :D

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  5. Careful, because it could be considered a scam if the logs are not encrypted and prove that you've deceived him. He should be smart enough as for proving it, of course, but sometimes they surprise you in that regard.

    Drive them mad, but do it without consequences for you ;-)

    Btw, by saying this, I've just had a LOL idea to script for my house.

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  6. My favourite bit is:
    [16:03] Daria Afterthought: and then we get the link to send you
    [16:04] BACK Blackburn: oh ok so for 1000L i get to view your boobs :-)
    [16:04] Daria Afterthought: yep

    With all that is available on the interwebs, he just wants to see your boobs, bless 'im.

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  7. $L1000 to see your boobs? Oh, I am so seriously considering adding something to my profile now! I want my SL land back and I could pay tier with this. (Makes note, scribbles Gold Account, boobs, Lindens.)

    Stupidity is its own reward...

    You really do get some interesting folks and experiences and now I have to go clean the coffee spray off the laptop monitor.

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  8. You can use mine: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dariasl/5096256712/
    Just extend the gradient out for picks size.
    I originally made it for one of those stupid "show us your something!" threads. I thought with all of the stupid forced memes pulled off of knowyourmeme that all the old people use that they'd get it and it appeared like everyone got it. Except this wanker ^_^

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  9. Priceless this i laughed alot more so at his feeble attempt at sounding intimidating.

    What's not to like you got to rip into an idiot who thinks highly of himself and made some money out of it on the side :D

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  10. What a fucking turd.

    Banned and muted

    Hope you find a way around the ban - I'd miss you.

    :(

    Tolya

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