Friday, October 15, 2010

Itty bitty titty comittee can go fuck themselves

I bought the cutest top today and I got in an XL. Couldn't try it on, so I just took it home and tried it on with the rest of my jeans and shit that I picked up. Sleeves and tummy area was freakin huge. As I figured, its an XL. But my boobs did not fit. Like, the second and third button were about to pop off. And I know there's some people going "I don't understand what the complaint is?" Well my complaint is this, fuck you I loved that top. I hate sitting in line shameful with the biggest size they carry and everyone looking at me like I'm some kind of fatass whale only for me to return it for reason "too small" when really its not too small. I bet if I had like..a b cup or something...I would wear a small or medium. I wish we could go back to when small tits were shameful cuse I'm tired of looking fat just so I can stuff my tits in a shirt without looking like a failed hooker. You guys can always stick some toiler paper in there to fit into proper clothing, we can't shrink our tits for yours. Freakin paedophile designers or something making junior/women's clothing with an A-cup maximum. You cannot fit E-cup tits in A-cup capacity shirts. I'm sure it sounds porn star sexy but it isn't. Its like trying to stick a size 20/22w ass into size 7 capacity pants. It just ain't pretty. So sorry small titted girls if you were picked on in high school for being flat chested, but you got your wish and now all of us who have been cursed by larger ones have to wear fatass clothing, buy bras from porn shops, and get the "omg slut" eyeroll from pretty much everyone because you have rid all the shops of any sort of clothing or bras that makes us not look ridiculous.  Its not awesome having huge boobs. 1) Guys don't like them. Seriously. Every guy that likes huge tits are like my Dad's/Toyla's/Alec's age. Needless to say: ew. 2) Can't buy shit. The outrage from the organic milk drinkers has made all tit-enabled clothing disappear. Some of us had to drink the dodgy mass produced milk as kids. 3) They hurt. Not the tits themselves, but my neck and back hurt like fuck.
So feel shame and badness.

7 comments:

  1. Oh! I generally have no boob size preference, which is perhaps unusual for an old guy. Clothing is designed for the average tho and you aren't average and that must be a pain. Costs me a fortune, but I have to get bespoke suits, mostly cos I got a big chest too (from playing rugby, not man boobs) but have a waist a wee bit smaller than the waist which is supposed to go with my chest.

    Buying trousers (that's pants to you merrikhanos) is similarly annoying, clearly someone with my waist is supposed to be shorter!

    But one thing in your favour, being a girl and all, is you get SO much more choice. Being a guy with some clothes taste, I am continually aghast at the lack of taste and imagination of men's clothes designers. It's the same sl as rl. First men's clothes designer to think outside the box, will make a stinky fortune.

    Message to all men's clothes designers - try to think of us as more than approximately 3 stereotypical males (teen, older but funky and totally past caring) and in more than 4 variations of sizes.

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  2. The average tit size in Merikuh is seriously "Slightly larger than a 6 year old?" I had thought it was like a C-cup.
    Found this site though: http://www.bravissimo.com/
    Expensive as all fuck. 60 bux for a shirt wtf but they do have some cute things.

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  3. If only I could get a shirt for 60 bux, my work shirts are 80 quid and up!
    http://www.newandlingwood.com/category.php?id=43

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  4. Reminds me of my uniform shirts. I had to have them special made because the uniform supply store only had them in little girl sizes. Most chicks were able to overcome the short length by wearing a camisole underneath, but during the first or second day I popped a button where my boobs are so I decided to go to Penny's and buy a couple of shirts that were pretty much exactly the same, have them darted in, and then have the school crest embroidered on them.

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  5. Itty bitty titty comittee - lmaofunny. Are they friends with the teeny weeny peen scene?

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  6. You can try thing on prior to purchase in clothes shops. You could have done that and saved us from your childish waffling.

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  7. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
    (or read it for that matter)

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