Thursday, September 9, 2010

Tyr Rozenblum is mean.

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So a friend IMs me. A noob was in her living room.
[21:52]  Wolly Hurikan: olá
[21:52]  Tyr Rozenblum: why are you in my house
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: bye.
[21:53]  Wolly Hurikan: sorry, come from afar'm Brazilian
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: Okay well stay off private property
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: have a good one
[21:55]  Wolly Hurikan: sorry, came from far I'm Brazilian, I want to help, need Linders, can you help me?
[22:02]  Wolly Hurikan: Linders need, I am Brazilian, L $ 100
[22:06]  Tyr Rozenblum: Daria Afterthought <~ sends money IM her
[22:09]  Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:12]  Wolly Hurikan: you want to have sex?

At this point the guy decides to take her advice (hatehatehate) and IM me.


[22:19] Wolly Hurikan: Hello I am Brazilian, you can give me? " 500 Linders?
[22:19] Daria Afterthought: why
[22:20] Daria Afterthought: why do you need 500L?
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: precise
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: no money
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: or
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: you want to have sex?
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: no.
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: you can do my laundry though. I'll give you 500L for that
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: I have some dry cleaning too
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: price of sex
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:24] Daria Afterthought: but I don't want sex. I want clean laundry
[22:25] Wolly Hurikan: ok I wash
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: okay. so when is it going to be done and where are you going to pick it up at? theres a starbucks down the street I can leave it there
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: also I cant have any soaps or dyes
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: unscented clear detergent only
[22:27] Wolly Hurikan: OK
leave me there
[22:28] Wolly Hurikan: ok
[22:28] Wolly Hurikan is offering friendship.

Quer ser meu amigo?

(By default, you will be able to see each other's online status.)
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: why are you offering me friendship? we're not friends
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: you haven't even started doing my laundry. you dont even know which starbucks to go to.
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: you're useless, I'm not giving you 500L. I'll do my own laundry
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: although I might give you 500L to clean my fish tank
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: it needs a water change
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: and the rocks are a bit mucky
[22:30] Wolly Hurikan: you have to take me there
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: don't you have a car?
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: do you live with your mother or something?
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: Im not picking up some strange dude gross
[22:32] Wolly Hurikan: I have no home, live alone
[22:32] Wolly Hurikan: no car
[22:35] Daria Afterthought: so...you're kind of a loser huh?
[22:37] Wolly Hurikan: you did not see my penis
[22:38] Wolly Hurikan: you believe that I am not losing
[22:41] Daria Afterthought: DO NOT WANT
[22:42] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate 
[22:42] Daria Afterthought: why are you tping me?
[22:44] Wolly Hurikan: I want to introduce you to my house
[22:45] Daria Afterthought: I don't want to meet your house
[22:45] Wolly Hurikan:
then
[22:46] Wolly Hurikan: fuck you
[22:46] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate
[22:47] Daria Afterthought: I don't want you to fuck me :/
[22:52] Wolly Hurikan: telling you to fuck you! with an animal
[22:54] Daria Afterthought: don't fuck me with an animal. thats not nice. and beastiality is bad.
[22:58] Wolly Hurikan: what you want from me?
[23:04] Daria Afterthought: nothing. you wanted money and wasn't willing to work for it
[23:05] Wolly Hurikan: I want to work
[23:06] Wolly Hurikan: work with sex
[23:06] Daria Afterthought: I asked you to do my laundry and you wouldn't and then I asked for you to clean my fish tank and then you said I'd have to pick you up and I said no
[23:07] Daria Afterthought: I don't think I can work with sex. I can barely work with the fishtank distracting me
[23:07] Wolly Hurikan: HAVE ONLY ONE THAT Teleport
[23:08] Daria Afterthought: lol wat?
[23:08] Wolly Hurikan: I WANT MONEY
[23:08] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: we all want money. no idea why you're teleporting me though
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: I don't want to tp
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: I think I'll stay at my own house thanks
[23:11] Wolly Hurikan: tp sends me and I work
[23:11] Daria Afterthought: I don't think a tp will help you do my laundry
[23:12] Wolly Hurikan: let me see your laundry
[23:16] Daria Afterthought: no
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: hahahaahahha
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: vai se fuder
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: me deixa em paz
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: você não tem é dinheiro
[23:17] Daria Afterthought: but wai
[23:19] Wolly Hurikan: portugues
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: não me interrompa estou fazendo sexo
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: tchau
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: bay
[23:20] Daria Afterthought: lol. you're sad

And then he went away.

2 comments:

  1. Bloody'eck! What do these people do at the mall? (=_=)y

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  2. Someone should tell him that Wolly is spelt with an 'a'.

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