Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Don't take the some leaf extract.

Aforementioned Friend Steve texted me to tell me that Roommate Keith gave him "some leaf extract" and he spend all last night being paranoid. Poor thing. Kids: Always know what drugs you are doing before you do them. Nice Jewish Boy found this pathetic and was quick to remind me that he is superior in every way to Aforementioned Friend Steve. No idea why he's so jealous.

4 comments:

  1. I presume it's because he's in posession of some better quality dope. Price war!!

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  2. I dunno, it wasn't weed or salvia or anything like that. He just said "some weird leaf extract"

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  3. Salvia can be hallucinogenic from what I've read. Never tried it myself and never will. Those days are over :) and I never inhaled, I swear!

    (Didn't have to. The gravity bong forced it into my lungs :P ).

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  4. Salvia is boring. I've done it a handful of times, once with Aforementioned Friend Steve. Most of the time it does nothing. Once it made me giggly, and once it gave me closed eye visuals. I have to ask Roommate Keith what the weird leaf extract was.

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