Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Interesting things I found out today

1) I can't age verify normal people way. Before I didn't worry about it because I was underage so I used Tupac's info anyway. Now that I'm adult and I tried to be all legit and whatnot, it bounces my ID and my SSN. Stupid age verification. I tried my past 3 addresses on both. /kick /kick

2) LL appears to have banned my Paypal account. I put in my paypal and it said "Error: Use of this Paypal account has been restricted" My paypal account is fine so I'm guessing LL banned it. Bummer.

3) I've gotten more bitchy. I need to stop doing that. Stever got his weed card last week and once I go to the DMV and get an ID that doesn't look like it was photoshopped by a 14 year old (It's a real Indiana state ID, they just aren't very creative. Which is sad, but they figured it out eventually and made the state IDs look less fake about a month after I got mine. I'll post pics later. And then you guys can laugh at how much of a fatass I was when it was taken.) I'm going to get mine too. I went to the weed clinic with my medical history and ID and proof of residency and they booted me out the door because my ID just looks so bad. So yay, standing in line at the DMW. Fun times. Anyway the point of that story was before Steve left to go spend Christmas with his rents he gave me all his leftover weed cuse he figured it would be all dried out by the time he got back so I'm going to try and be permabaked so I'll stop being a massive bitchface.

4) When I'm not asleep with a movie on in the background, my dreams tend to center around peeing in an unsavoury bathroom and trying to run away. I mean, I already kinda knew this but I've been going to bed while watching tv for the past 2 years so it hasn't happened in a long time but last night the power kept flickering and it shut off my computer so I went back to the old style dreams. Wonder what the hippies of this blog will make of that.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I got banned

So liek I got permabanned. Bummer.

Friday, December 3, 2010


So like, I signed up for okcupid like a year ago and like I don't actually sign in anymore unless someone sends me a message and I typically just send back "no" or "taken" and that's that. Every dude I send something like that to either doesn't reply or just says back "k" or "wanna get high" but this FUCKING CREEPO got persistant.


Dec. 1, 2010 – 8:46pm
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62% Enemy 23% Friend 0% Match Message from Kennytime 

Me: no 
Him: huh? 
Me: not interested 
Him: Not Interested in what??? 
(This is where I get annoyed)
Me: speaking to you for an extended period of time
Him: Wow, what a prejudice bitch. Don't be mad because I was born with a dick and you weren't 
Me: nothing to do with that. I have a boyfriend right now and I'm not interested in friends who live outside of my area. your persistence is creepy. usually when I reply "no" to someone they get it and stop bothering me. At least I reply unlike most chicks. 
Him: Wow, your just way to stupid. 
Me: you're* too*
Spell check before you try to insult my intelligence, which is never a smart move because I appear to be quite a bit smarter than the typical female. Or person actually.
Listen, even if I was interested, which under any conceivable circumstances I never would be but hypothetically speaking, you live like fuckton far away from me and we have a 0% match and 62% enemy score. If we were to hang out, I'd just end up being annoyed or bored for whatever reason and then blogged about it. 
Him: Please, don't give me that grammar and spell check diversion to make it sound like your smarter then you really are. All the sentences you replayed back to me with don't any have upper case capitalization or ending punctuation for that matter. I can already tell by your pics that your some chick who probably has nothing better to do but to sit on here comp all day and "role play."

And by the way, when you say you're seeing some one you probably mean a chick right. Wow, you really think people take gay relationships seriously. Your just wasting your time. You need a man hun.

Now look if you don't want me replying to you then don't reply to me. I have better things to do then to talk with a chick who thinks the whole world goes according to her fiddle, and she can just bag on men because she feels she has obligation to just because she's the inferior sex.
(What kind of bigoted retard is this? His profile made him seem like a normal mexican dude from redlands.)

Me: Lol, I'm seeing a dude, like an man with a penis.
Why are you so bigoted and sexist? Seriously. Get fucked. I mean, I understand that "bitches be crazy" and all (bitches really do be crazy, why do you think I'm not dating one? hooking up, totally, but dating a woman? not enough weed in the world), but jesus christ. I bet you're one of those guys who think they're so great that the only reason a woman would ever reject you is because they're a fat hairy manhating bulldyke. I deal with a lot of those guys. Guess what? If I was single, and you did live in the area, you are not that attractive. At all. I mean, I'm sure there's some insecure chubby girl from Santa Ana who would totally get with you because you remind her of her father, but ego man ego. I'm bi and I look like a ballcrushing lesbian, I know. But that doesn't mean I'm a ballcrusher because I told you that I wasn't interested. Honestly, you are the first person who refused to understand what "no" meant. Usually dudes are just happy that I gave them a reply instead of uncertainty. And I do that because no reply just sucks and makes you feel bad and "no" is better than not knowing. 

And then I told stever and started blogging about it and reported it to the site. Not sure if I should block him or troll him

Thursday, November 25, 2010

So like, I have no stepdad now

Warning: Run on sentence.  Periods may not exist.
My mom and my stepdad broke up. My mom said she couldn't take his emo shenanigans which I can see that cuse she's emo too and two emos in one trailer kinda seems to always end up on an episode of COPS. But like, the entire reason I'm even in California is cuse like 3 years ago CPS was like him or me cuse we got into a fight and it was all crazy and shit cuse like everyone in my family is completely batshit including myself and she was like him so I had to move out here with my dad but my dad is like broke cuse he's all recovering meth addict and then I was going to move in with my aunt and uncle (the weird white supremacist ones) but like my aunt hates me cuse she thinks my uncle might be my real dad cuse I look exactly like my uncle but only kinda look like my dad but I asked my mom and she was like HAHAHAHA OHFUCKNO D:< and threwup a little in her mouth at the thought of her and my uncle fucking so it was like well that's good enough for me so like I moved in with my grandparents cuse no one else was taking me and now it's like I have to think about shit cuse I mean a lot of good has happened in my time and I've had relationships and seen shit and done shit and met Steve but it's still like lolwtf I came all the way out here for one freakin reason and then it's like didn't take very long for that to go out the window and that's just not cool. I still choose to be out here, but I'm pissed off that the entire reason I'm here was so shortlived. I've kept a betta fish for longer than 5 years before and I didn't have to give away any offspring to do so. I mean, I know that's oversimplifying the matter down to a childlike perception, but I'm just upset about it all so I'm being irrational and complaining about it on the internets.
I asked Steve a month ago why all of a sudden everything is fucking up and I have to deal with it all at once with no help from anyone else and when I do get help from people they just make it worse and he says that's because I'm finally starting to be a Real Adult™ and now I kinda think he was totally right.

Monday, November 22, 2010

cu you in cort little girl

 So like a week ago I was in a voice chat with someone and some shirtless permanoob appears over my bed in my Linden Squat. I didn't think anything of it at the time and just told him to gtfo, he pimped around for a bit asked me if I'd sex him I told him to fuck off and then he walked out the front door. e_e
And then today he IMs me. So I decided to screw with him:

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[15:57]  BACK Blackburn: hi daria was looking at your flikr acct whats agold account
[15:58]  BACK Blackburn: never heard of that
[15:58]  Daria Afterthought: weren't you the bloke that tp'd into my house the other day?
[15:59]  BACK Blackburn: yes and i left right away
[15:59]  BACK Blackburn: and apolgized
[16:00]  Daria Afterthought: k.
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: a second life gold account is a special status that certain people LL favours can get. you can only get a second life gold account from a Linden or someone with a second life gold account
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: I happen to have one
[16:01]  BACK Blackburn: oh really
[16:01]  Daria Afterthought: yea. if you give me 1000L I'll send you an invite code
[16:01]  BACK Blackburn: does it cost extra
[16:02]  Daria Afterthought: no but a lot of people sell the invite codes
[16:02]  BACK Blackburn: ok I can understand that
[16:03]  BACK Blackburn: and where do I go to use the code
[16:03]  Daria Afterthought: someone with the account has to put your name and code into a special form on the account page
[16:03]  Daria Afterthought: and then we get the link to send you
[16:04]  BACK Blackburn: oh ok so for 1000L i get to view your boobs :-)
[16:04]  Daria Afterthought: yep
[16:05]  BACK Blackburn: cool anything else come with gold membership
[16:05]  BACK Blackburn: teeshirt
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: any other gold account images can be seen, and you can encrypt your images with gold protection
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: also you get lindens to friend you
[16:05]  Daria Afterthought: it's pretty sweet
[16:06]  Daria Afterthought: you can ask lindens to ban people you don't like
[16:06]  Daria Afterthought: they won't always do it though
[16:06]  BACK Blackburn: ok you promise you not feeding me aline
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: of course man
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: why would I do that?
[16:07]  BACK Blackburn: your from UK
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: no, USA
[16:07]  Daria Afterthought: LL is in the US
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: hmmmmm you called me abloke
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: I grew up in Oz
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: I watch too much BBC
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: really
[16:08]  Daria Afterthought: yep
[16:08]  BACK Blackburn: can I come there
[16:09]  Daria Afterthought: come where?
[16:09]  BACK Blackburn: i need to look you in the eye
[16:09]  BACK Blackburn: your place silly
[16:10]  Daria Afterthought: I sent you a tp
[16:11]  BACK Blackburn: hi there
[16:11]  BACK Blackburn: you have arl parrat
[16:11]  Daria Afterthought: what?
[16:12]  BACK Blackburn: the vedio on cube
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: orite
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: swearing parrot
[16:12]  Daria Afterthought: friend of mine was watching that with me
[16:13]  BACK Blackburn: did you just tell someone too shut up
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: no
[16:13]  BACK Blackburn: i heard 2 people
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: I'm not on voice
[16:13]  Daria Afterthought: probably the neighbours
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: theres some chick on radar...but she seems too far away for voice
[16:14]  BACK Blackburn: yea she told guy to shut TF up
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: lol wow
[16:14]  BACK Blackburn: iam alwaays getting wierd shit
[16:14]  Daria Afterthought: I don't have voice on for that very reason. I don't like listening to people bicker
[16:15]  BACK Blackburn: no meeather
[16:15]  BACK Blackburn: ok Daria Iam goint to trust you
[16:16]  BACK Blackburn: if you screw me over
[16:16]  Daria Afterthought: I won't man
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: i'll
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: cause drama :-)
[16:17]  Daria Afterthought: I don't want that to happen.
[16:17]  BACK Blackburn: and i'll take your boots
[16:18]  Daria Afterthought: lol
[16:18]  BACK Blackburn paid you L$1000.
[16:18]  Daria Afterthought: yea you're an idiot. theres no such thing as a second life gold account. that's the point
[16:29]  BACK Blackburn: hmmmmm
[16:29]  BACK Blackburn: so whats your game
[16:30]  BACK Blackburn: hello princess
[16:30]  Daria Afterthought: it's not really a're just some dude that ended up in my living room with a bunch of sex groups and no shirt and when you IM'd me I thought I'd make fun of you
[16:31]  BACK Blackburn: oh i see so your acrimnal
[16:31]  BACK Blackburn: and you just stole money from me
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: you were breaking and entering....criminal tresspassing
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: we're even
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: also you're a sexist pig
[16:32]  BACK Blackburn: so smart ass we'll see how this ends
[16:32]  Daria Afterthought: lol. k
[16:33]  BACK Blackburn: Ive got the whole conversation
[16:33]  Daria Afterthought: I know ^_^
[16:33]  BACK Blackburn: Thats why I kept in in local
[16:34]  Daria Afterthought: I don't think it makes a difference if it's in local or IM
[16:34]  Daria Afterthought: what are you going to do? blog about it? :D
[16:34]  BACK Blackburn: no turn you in to lindens
[16:35]  Daria Afterthought: have fun with that
[16:35]  BACK Blackburn: your stealing
[16:35]  Daria Afterthought: you're*
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: the other day you came into my house for whatever reason and started harassing me and my friend. I have no idea why you thought that this was your house, but your stupidity cost you 1000L
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: learn from it, and move on
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: what were you doing in my house anyway? using my sexbed?
[16:36]  Daria Afterthought: looking and your profile that's probably exactly what you were doing. ew. gross.
[16:37]  BACK Blackburn: so yi don't need to defend myself
[16:37]  Daria Afterthought: lol you've got to be kidding me. you were actually using my bed for your pixelshenanigans? oh thats just wrong
[16:37]  BACK Blackburn: and you can lie all you want your just achild
[16:38]  Daria Afterthought: lie about what?
[16:38]  Daria Afterthought: :D
[16:38]  BACK Blackburn: some day when you grow up you will understand
[16:38]  BACK Blackburn: Gold card
[16:38]  Sadira Desideri is Online
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: I'll understand the need to go into other people's houses and cybersex with their stuff? ew god I hope not
[16:39]  BACK Blackburn: how many people you taken with that one
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: just you
[16:39]  Daria Afterthought: gold account is an old joke. most people "got it" and laughed
[16:40]  BACK Blackburn: wellI'll report it andsee who wins
[16:40]  Daria Afterthought: k
[16:41]  Daria Afterthought: you really have never heard of "Facebook GOLD account" before?
[16:41]  Daria Afterthought: it's like...kinda old
[16:42]  BACK Blackburn: you see daria what you didn'think about is
[16:42]  Daria Afterthought: consequences will never be the same?
[16:42]  BACK Blackburn: your not the judge and jurey
[16:43]  Daria Afterthought: I don't care?
[16:43]  BACK Blackburn: you think I don't know that
[16:44]  BACK Blackburn: you a baby
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: why were you looking at my flickr anyway if you were just some dude who accidentally tp'd into my house a few days ago? have you been like cyberstalking me or some shit?
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: or have you been like, using my bed for pixelsex repeatedly?
[16:44]  BACK Blackburn: why do you put the info in your profile
[16:44]  Daria Afterthought: put what info?
[16:45]  BACK Blackburn: your fliker address
[16:45]  Daria Afterthought: oh. because every now and then people ask me if I have one and I can be like "in my profile dude"
[16:45]  BACK Blackburn: you better clear all that shit out dear
[16:46]  Daria Afterthought: lol why?
[16:46]  BACK Blackburn: omg
[16:46]  Daria Afterthought: I still wanna know why you were in my house. you weren't seriously using my sexbed were you? you know it doesn't even have real sex animations in it...its just for decoration
[16:46]  BACK Blackburn: I forgot haw babies act
[16:47]  BACK Blackburn: nope
[16:47]  Daria Afterthought: then why were you here?
[16:48]  BACK Blackburn: Like I said i don't have to defend myself
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: lol yea you do. you could be a stalker for all I know
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: I mean, most people when they TP to the wrong place they leave as soon as possible
[16:48]  BACK Blackburn: and Iam ceratinly going to put in text
[16:48]  Daria Afterthought: you were pimpin around here like you owned the place until I told you to leave
[16:49]  BACK Blackburn: OMG
[16:49]  BACK Blackburn: your apice of work
[16:49]  Daria Afterthought: and you can't spell. but that doesn't matter. why were you in my house?
[16:50]  BACK Blackburn: you set me aTP
[16:50]  Daria Afterthought: no, I mean the other day. when you first popped up here
[16:50]  BACK Blackburn: your asilly girl
[16:51]  Daria Afterthought: not really
[16:51]  BACK Blackburn: your not listening
[16:51]  Daria Afterthought: yes I am. when me and that guy we're hanging out here, why did you come here and hang out until we were like gtfo who are you
[16:51]  BACK Blackburn: if and when I need to defend mysele I will
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: why are you so scared to tell me what you were doing in my house? did you just have a tp fail or something?
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: you're getting creepier by the second
[16:52]  Daria Afterthought: some sex nuts old dude shows up in my house and then IMs me a week later asking me about something on my flickr...that isn't right
[16:53]  BACK Blackburn: cu you in cort little girl
[16:53]  Daria Afterthought: LOL


Friday, November 19, 2010

God damnit.

There's this dude from the forum who is really starting to piss me off because he's stupid. No, it's no one I've argued with or made fun of and no it's not a troll. It's just this guy who is like...possibly mentally handicapped. And the main reason I'm pissed off is cuse I don't feel right going JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE DUMB because he isn't trying to be malicious or trolly or hateful, he's just not very bright. Which is probably no fault of his own. It just bugs me to death. It would be easier if he was like Wasted and was trying to be hateful/malicious because then I wouldn't feel bad at all ripping him a new one...but he's just a dude...who isn't bright.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

One step closer to Truth in Adverising

So I got this email, so did a fuckton of other people I imagine

Can't see this email? View online

Help Us Test the SL Web Viewer Beta

As we explore ways to make the Second Life experience faster, easier, and more fun, we are testing a number of approaches to bring new users closer to the richness of our virtual world. Yesterday, we quietly launched a beta test of a new technology that opens up Second Life to new users like never before: Second Life on the Web! The SL Web Viewer allows new users to become Second Life "guests" through the Web and enjoy basic SL functionality while exploring exciting destinations in Second Life -- all without downloading a Viewer. We need your help to test the SL Web Viewer!

Just follow these simple steps:
1. Visit the SL Web Viewer Beta >>
2. There is a 45-second video that will run while the system loads and then you’ll either be offered an "Explore Now" button -- which means that you have successfully qualified -- or a "Join Now" button -- which means that you do not qualify for the test at this time*.
3. If you qualify, you’ll be asked to share your email address to create a temporary guest account to use the SL Web Viewer.
We’ll be running tests like this from time to time, and we may ultimately choose to further pursue some or none of these approaches, depending on what we learn from our testing, but we’re very excited to make SL an easier experience for guests and look forward to hearing what you think.

Best regards,

Kim Salzer

VP of Marketing
Linden Lab

*Note: We’re in the early stages of testing this technology, and not everyone who navigates to the link will be able to access the SL Web Viewer.

     You are receiving this announcement because you have agreed to receive messages relating to services offered by Linden Lab. For more information refer to our Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy.

If you wish to be removed from future mailings please safely unsubscribe or use the Unsubscribe button in subsequent promotional mailings. Please note that you may still receive some e-mails for transactions, instant messages from friends and/or customer service responses.

Copyright 2010 Linden Research, Inc., 945 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA 94111


And the link of course redirects to:
The tagline "Life like you've never lived" really gave me a good lol. Seems like Kim is almost getting to truth in advertising. "We know you have no life. Basement dwellers be lurkin here"

Now a lot of people will be emo offended by this but fuck them it's funny. And true. And the moment we all realize that the better things will be.

Can't decide on a skin.

Laqroki released 2 pale skins I thought were cool.
I like the shading on the Elena one more than the Mima, but the model pic for the Mima one looks like an asshole. Eyes are too small on there. But I like the lips more.
This is me doing them:

See. The lips on the Mima are so awesome. But the shading is so blah. And the shading on the Elana is so cool. But the lips are just....bad. Which one should I get? Or fuck it?

Monday, November 15, 2010

I love the train

My house is by train tracks and its like 10 minutes from the station. So there are a lot of Amtrak trains. I just noticed, whenever a train goes by, I'm able to connect to the 2 onboard wifi routers and if anyone has their iphone/droid tethered I can connect to those to. But only for the 30 seconds it takes for it to go by ^_^

Friday, November 12, 2010

Oh ffs

I log in last night after a few days from SL and get this:
[2010/11/11 21:27]  Porthos Dreddmor: (Saved Wed Nov 10 17:56:38 2010) haha nice to know the forum troll is back  and still as stupid as ever.
[2010/11/11 21:27]  Porthos Dreddmor: (Saved Wed Nov 10 17:56:40 2010) lol
[2010/11/11 21:27]  Porthos Dreddmor: (Saved Wed Nov 10 17:56:51 2010) abuse reported up the wazoo!
[2010/11/11 21:27]  Porthos Dreddmor: (Saved Thu Nov 11 20:30:17 2010) hey how about you stop harrassing and slandering others on the forum.  better yet, jsut admit youre an uderage pothead and stfu and go do whatever it is stupid retarded emo freas do
My first thought is: Why are all of Cummere's meatpuppets semi-illiterate?
Second: Why is Deputy Dawg so militant? Like, that one sock said in the forum that he pastes links and shit of me saying things to a couple groups? Which does explain why when he posts there's a ton of meatpuppets.
Third: Why are all of his friends all like CUMMERE IS A GURL YOU TROLL! D:< Now while I know that bitches be crazy, Cummere is in no way a chick. Seriously. There are a lot of completely batshit women in SL and he doesn't act like them. He's more inline with Milhouse or Jumpy.
Fourth: Okay, I admit it. I'm totally uderage. I'm the uderist uderager who ever udered. Also I'm a freas.

Monday, November 8, 2010

The Social Network.

Saw it. It was awesome. Some guy came in late and looked and acted exactly like my ex. The good one, not the cheating one or the asshole one. I got so nervous and excited I had to go tweet about it. And then when the movie was over it turned out it wasn't him. Hard to tell in the dark.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

New fishies!

I got Commie, Nes, Super, 64, and Wii!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

One happy liberal hippy freak

Catgirl Rachel! :D :D :D

Thursday, October 28, 2010


A lot of people think I never censor myself. This is untrue. I learned really quick on the forums one should not use the words "fuck" or "fag" since they generate AR's quite quickly. Well, due to recent moderation faggotry making all that fucking shit fly out the window and now anyone can have something rejected for any reason, I'm just going to stop trying. I use "fag" and variations of it a lot and never in a gay bashing way and rarely even in relation to gay dudes and most people I know who use the word fag think it's odd that people ever meant it to refer to gay dudes cuse they're all my age and it is kind of weird for us to wrap our head around that. I also miss referring to myself as a "yappy hippy dyke/byke" since that used to generate ARs and I'm probably going to start doing that a lot more again.

No, before you ask, I'm not going to start using "nigger" too. (Yes. I knew exactly who was going to ask, you're so predictable) Why would I? It would be forced and then it's just like "lolololo I said the n word to be edgy and cool" and that's just really retarded.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Daria tries things she hates but you idiots like.

I'm feeling a bit emo so I figured I'd start something potentially fulfilling and at the very least lulzy. It's called "Daria tries things she hates but you idiots like" For anyone who wants to humour my asshole self, here are some ideas.
  • Involved Bloodlines vampire RP complete with castle and lots of /me crap
  • Gorean slave bitch
  • Child av family
  • Tummy talkers
  • Some sort of medevil thing
  • Full time fursuit
If anyone wants to add to the list, comment or post. Going to be xposting this to a thread because comments are screwing up for some people. Anyone wants to invite me to their realm, post as well. Going to post about it :D

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Linden Lab

Hi. If I'm linking you to this, it is because you were under the impression LL reads the forums. They do not. We don't even have human moderators, just an automated program. LL will not hear your complaint or grievance, and you will not achieve some sort of uprising or revolt. If you have been seriously wronged, call a lawyer. If you're poor, there are nonprofit ones out there. Otherwise, just take another hit and say "meh" because your post is going unheard.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Next Public Appearance.

No not really. I'm just going to SModcastle with Steve tomorrow to see Blow Hard live and if any of you wish to rise up from your mother's basement and say hi to me, I don't mind.

omgomgomg Trenchcoat!

I has a new trenchcoat. I bid 15 bux for it on eBay and won. Women's Army trenchcoat. Just plain black. The material is nice and I love it so much. Can't believe I got it for 15 bux though. Was expecting to get it and it have cat vomit and cigarette burns on it but it seems to be in perfect condition. Going to keep an eye out for things like bedbugs and fleas still. I *might* post pictures. Might.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

I want an iPad

Provide one for me. :D

Friday, October 15, 2010

Itty bitty titty comittee can go fuck themselves

I bought the cutest top today and I got in an XL. Couldn't try it on, so I just took it home and tried it on with the rest of my jeans and shit that I picked up. Sleeves and tummy area was freakin huge. As I figured, its an XL. But my boobs did not fit. Like, the second and third button were about to pop off. And I know there's some people going "I don't understand what the complaint is?" Well my complaint is this, fuck you I loved that top. I hate sitting in line shameful with the biggest size they carry and everyone looking at me like I'm some kind of fatass whale only for me to return it for reason "too small" when really its not too small. I bet if I had like..a b cup or something...I would wear a small or medium. I wish we could go back to when small tits were shameful cuse I'm tired of looking fat just so I can stuff my tits in a shirt without looking like a failed hooker. You guys can always stick some toiler paper in there to fit into proper clothing, we can't shrink our tits for yours. Freakin paedophile designers or something making junior/women's clothing with an A-cup maximum. You cannot fit E-cup tits in A-cup capacity shirts. I'm sure it sounds porn star sexy but it isn't. Its like trying to stick a size 20/22w ass into size 7 capacity pants. It just ain't pretty. So sorry small titted girls if you were picked on in high school for being flat chested, but you got your wish and now all of us who have been cursed by larger ones have to wear fatass clothing, buy bras from porn shops, and get the "omg slut" eyeroll from pretty much everyone because you have rid all the shops of any sort of clothing or bras that makes us not look ridiculous.  Its not awesome having huge boobs. 1) Guys don't like them. Seriously. Every guy that likes huge tits are like my Dad's/Toyla's/Alec's age. Needless to say: ew. 2) Can't buy shit. The outrage from the organic milk drinkers has made all tit-enabled clothing disappear. Some of us had to drink the dodgy mass produced milk as kids. 3) They hurt. Not the tits themselves, but my neck and back hurt like fuck.
So feel shame and badness.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010


I bought Stever's birthday prezzies today 8D
I got him a "grow your own beer" herb garden and a beer glass that had tags on it. Don't tell him. He doesn't read my blog anyway. He thinks its uberGHEY and purple and kitty and filled with SL faggotry.
I also bought a new trenchcoat. Its way too big for me but I look cute in hueg clothing. Although it might be just right for my boobage. I have to buy shirts like 2 sizes up cuse I'm like 99% certain women's clothing is designed by the ittybittytitty committee. Most shirts look like that...if you're bigger than a B cup you have to have major squooshing to fit things in there.

Saturday, October 9, 2010


Gee, why is SL so boring lately? Its like nothing is going on. At all. Even the Twisted Hunt was very very meh this year. And I look forward to that. I dunno. Seems like its starting to die off a bit. No this is not an "end of SL" post. I think theres some sort of culture transition going on right now and its making things a bit dull. I tried Inworldz since the mass exodus (lol) seems to be leading over there but I kept on crashed. Ghei.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Donnanoble died ;_;

He was looking kinda sad last night so I gave him some treats and he seemed to be a bit more perky by morning but I came back from the aquarium and he was dead. Poor fishie. I hadn't had him for too long. Oh well. I might go to the pet shop tomorrow and get a new one.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Microsoft SL buyout.

It will never happen. SL is a money sinkhole. SL is a niche product. The "spoogecovered furry loserhole filled with housewives" thing I always bitch about is its profitability. Its a PR and financial failure. Either keep SL profitable, and have a PR nightmare on your hands, or clean it up, get more mainstream clientele, and watch your monies fall into a void. I have a few friends in Microsoft I can ask if they heard anything at all but I'm pretty sure its just not happening.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

FIC! Torley favorites RetarDOH!
Does this mean that it can stop being rejected by the mods? Every time I mention RetarDOH someone gets pissed off and reports it. Anyway I think I'm FIC now.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Tyr Rozenblum is mean.
So a friend IMs me. A noob was in her living room.
[21:52]  Wolly Hurikan: olá
[21:52]  Tyr Rozenblum: why are you in my house
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: bye.
[21:53]  Wolly Hurikan: sorry, come from afar'm Brazilian
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: Okay well stay off private property
[21:53]  Tyr Rozenblum: have a good one
[21:55]  Wolly Hurikan: sorry, came from far I'm Brazilian, I want to help, need Linders, can you help me?
[22:02]  Wolly Hurikan: Linders need, I am Brazilian, L $ 100
[22:06]  Tyr Rozenblum: Daria Afterthought <~ sends money IM her
[22:09]  Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:12]  Wolly Hurikan: you want to have sex?

At this point the guy decides to take her advice (hatehatehate) and IM me.

[22:19] Wolly Hurikan: Hello I am Brazilian, you can give me? " 500 Linders?
[22:19] Daria Afterthought: why
[22:20] Daria Afterthought: why do you need 500L?
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: precise
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: no money
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: or
[22:21] Wolly Hurikan: you want to have sex?
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: no.
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: you can do my laundry though. I'll give you 500L for that
[22:23] Daria Afterthought: I have some dry cleaning too
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: price of sex
[22:23] Wolly Hurikan: sex 500 Linders 1 hours
[22:24] Daria Afterthought: but I don't want sex. I want clean laundry
[22:25] Wolly Hurikan: ok I wash
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: okay. so when is it going to be done and where are you going to pick it up at? theres a starbucks down the street I can leave it there
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: also I cant have any soaps or dyes
[22:26] Daria Afterthought: unscented clear detergent only
[22:27] Wolly Hurikan: OK
leave me there
[22:28] Wolly Hurikan: ok
[22:28] Wolly Hurikan is offering friendship.

Quer ser meu amigo?

(By default, you will be able to see each other's online status.)
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: why are you offering me friendship? we're not friends
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: you haven't even started doing my laundry. you dont even know which starbucks to go to.
[22:29] Daria Afterthought: you're useless, I'm not giving you 500L. I'll do my own laundry
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: although I might give you 500L to clean my fish tank
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: it needs a water change
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: and the rocks are a bit mucky
[22:30] Wolly Hurikan: you have to take me there
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: don't you have a car?
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: do you live with your mother or something?
[22:30] Daria Afterthought: Im not picking up some strange dude gross
[22:32] Wolly Hurikan: I have no home, live alone
[22:32] Wolly Hurikan: no car
[22:35] Daria Afterthought:'re kind of a loser huh?
[22:37] Wolly Hurikan: you did not see my penis
[22:38] Wolly Hurikan: you believe that I am not losing
[22:41] Daria Afterthought: DO NOT WANT
[22:42] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate 
[22:42] Daria Afterthought: why are you tping me?
[22:44] Wolly Hurikan: I want to introduce you to my house
[22:45] Daria Afterthought: I don't want to meet your house
[22:45] Wolly Hurikan:
[22:46] Wolly Hurikan: fuck you
[22:46] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate
[22:47] Daria Afterthought: I don't want you to fuck me :/
[22:52] Wolly Hurikan: telling you to fuck you! with an animal
[22:54] Daria Afterthought: don't fuck me with an animal. thats not nice. and beastiality is bad.
[22:58] Wolly Hurikan: what you want from me?
[23:04] Daria Afterthought: nothing. you wanted money and wasn't willing to work for it
[23:05] Wolly Hurikan: I want to work
[23:06] Wolly Hurikan: work with sex
[23:06] Daria Afterthought: I asked you to do my laundry and you wouldn't and then I asked for you to clean my fish tank and then you said I'd have to pick you up and I said no
[23:07] Daria Afterthought: I don't think I can work with sex. I can barely work with the fishtank distracting me
[23:07] Wolly Hurikan: HAVE ONLY ONE THAT Teleport
[23:08] Daria Afterthought: lol wat?
[23:08] Wolly Hurikan: I WANT MONEY
[23:08] Wolly Hurikan has offered to teleport you to their location:

Junte-se a mim em Port Yasmine
Port Yasmine (183,63,30) - Moderate
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: we all want money. no idea why you're teleporting me though
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: I don't want to tp
[23:09] Daria Afterthought: I think I'll stay at my own house thanks
[23:11] Wolly Hurikan: tp sends me and I work
[23:11] Daria Afterthought: I don't think a tp will help you do my laundry
[23:12] Wolly Hurikan: let me see your laundry
[23:16] Daria Afterthought: no
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: hahahaahahha
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: vai se fuder
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: me deixa em paz
[23:16] Wolly Hurikan: você não tem é dinheiro
[23:17] Daria Afterthought: but wai
[23:19] Wolly Hurikan: portugues
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: não me interrompa estou fazendo sexo
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: tchau
[23:20] Wolly Hurikan: bay
[23:20] Daria Afterthought: lol. you're sad

And then he went away.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

So forums are down!

Okay this was going to be my "sucide dude" followup post but WOW reading the sent to emails posts makes everything I was going to say before just...unworthy.
Did you guys see Tod's fucking downsraeg. OMG that was....funny and bad and dude needs rehab or something man that was just incredible.
Pep was a bit of an ass but not more than usual. His whole "credibility" rant was funny though. How sad is someone that they keep track of "Second Life Blogorum Cred."
I'd like to thank everyone who didn't waste time and just told me to call the cops, because thats what I did and the end result was good. Google had failed me. It turned out to be easier just to ask the biggest forum of emos that I know ^_^ I probably overreacted a tiny bit but in the end I got my friend help and that is pretty kickass. He's a nice dude I'll have known for 6 years in March. Someone made the comment that because I don't know phone number and address we can't be that much of friends but in all reality, I don't even know my own phone number. I have my cell memorized but sometimes I screw it up. I don't know any of my friends' or families phone numbers/addresses either. I've never asked for his phone number or address because I can't remember them and I don't need to. Most of my non-face to face communication with family and friends is through IM or texting. I don't call people, I don't text people outside of my 5, I don't write letters..I don't even think I use email all that much anymore.
Ricardo...I was going to rant about but really Tod stole the limelight from him...Ricardo was a dick.
wtf happened man? I mean, I could tell from his initial posts it was going to get ugly but I had no idea just how bad it got. It sounds so cliche too. Bipolar emo girl stays with him for 8 years then starts dating girls....CLICHE!!!1 and I could so see why that if I was her, no matter how batshit, no matter how hetro, the tiniest inkling of bicuriousity would come out in full lezzer force after being around that loser for 8 years. It was Big long drunken rant. I hope that dude gets help...or a blog.

Friday, September 3, 2010

If you wanna be my lover!

Okay so like sometime in Jan. Alec convinced me to join this dating site and I've kinda been ignoring it for the past few months but they sent me this flowchart on supposedly how I choose my matches and I thought it was lulzy and I needed to share. The PDF to PNG conversion kinda wrecked the colors so I tried to up the saturation so its more readable and I had to resize it cuse it was like 10600x8000
Here it is! (Link)

Tagging system and future post.

Minipost for two things:
1) I'm going to be redoing the entire tagging system on here soon. There are a lot of never used tags and stupid tags so I'm going to be updating that soon.

2) I'm going to be posting a follow up to the "Suicide Dude" thread. Not the dude himself, I've told everyone how that's ended (or just begun depending on your perspective) already, but the reactions of the people. There are a few things I want to address. Namely, a thanks to all of those who didn't waste my time with bullshit and promptly gave me an answer since Google had failed me, an observation on those who didn't read through the thread and posted "omg why are you on here" two days after the problem was resolved, and a comment (read: rant) about people who thought that my typical uncaring demeanor meant I do not consider human life to be valuable.

I guess I deserved it ^_^

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Mhmm. Although, I'm surprised and annoyed and some of the posts from there that were reported. I think it was because I said "bullshit" in both of them. However, whoever keeps doing that needs to be slapped upside the head because they seriously need a life. Who the hell scours necroposts for "bad words" and reports it? I mean, I know this thread isn't a necropost, but every now and then I'll get a post rejected from a thread that hasn't been replied to since July.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Hospital Suckage

Well I talked about it a bit on Twitter while I was there but heres the full story.
Like on Monday I was shopping at Home Depot with Steve for a new outlet cuse we found out the plug thingy behind his computer desk was all slutty and ghey and you had to jiggle the plugs of everything for it to work and that sucks. Anyway, I just got the super hurty pain on my side all of a sudden and I just doubled over and felt horrible and pissed off so we went back to his place and I thought I just pulled a muscle so I soaked in the hot tub then took a nap and we fixed leftovers and watched some TV while I had this major migraine so I went home early and went to bed.
Next morning I wake up feeling like I have to puke just nausea and badness and my side was still killing me so I laid in the bathtub with the shower going for like an hour and then I ate some pepto and asked my rents to call my doctor while I take a nap. I slept for awhile then my rents woke me up to take me to the doctor.
I got to the doctor and waited there for like ever so I got in and they made me pee in a cup then he poked me and told me he's 99% sure I have appendicitis and told me I had to go to the ER. So my rents took me to the ER and I called my dad and Steve to let them know whats up. I waited for like 2 hours..not that bad and then they got me into a bed and made me pee in another cup and took 6 vials of blood from me and hooked me up to all the monitors and and IVs and then my dad shows up cuse he left work early to come be with me. For like an hour I just kinda sat around and talked and then the doctor came to tell me that he's gonna send me for a CT scan.
So I get shipped down the hallway for a CT scan and it was okay and they tell you that stuff is going to make you warm and you're going to feel like you need to pee. Thats wrong. It makes your veins tingle and like your junk is on fire. I'm guessing when guys talk about IcyHot on the balls, thats how it feels. And then I got wheeled back to the little cubicle in the ER. We waited around for a few more hours and then I got shipped off for an ultrasound which was fun but they stuck a thingy up my vag. And that sucked but they shipped me back and then the nurse turned on the TV and me and my dad watched cartoons for a few hours and then the doctor told me that my appendix is fine but I had an ovarian cyst that burst so he told me he would give me some painkillers and ship me out. And then Steve showed up and brought me some comic books and I looked them over and the nurse came and removed all the IVs and discharged me. And me and Steve and my dad went to CVS to go pick up the Norco (its Vicodin with less Tylenol in it) and then I said bye to my dad cuse he had to go pick up my stepmom and then Steve took me out for sushi to cheer me up. And that was awesome.
So that was really long and drawn out
tl;dr version: Pain, thought I had appendicitis, was just a burst ovarian cyst, got some opiates, Steve ate sushi with me.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Sometimes I just want to be needlessly rude.

Sometimes when I see someone's avatar I get the insane urge to tell them what I think of it. Even if I don't know them or we're getting along I just feel like being "YOU'RE UGLY!!!!1" and I don't know why and I know its judgmental and wrong but I just get that urge you know? I mean, not randomly, but if I see someone with a really bad looking avatar I just want to point it out. Like, 90% of avs I see on the forum I'm very much like DO NOT WANT even the people I like on there not just the people I'm not as fond of. Is this level of judgmental-ness normal or am I a giant dickhole?
And no, I'm not going to accept any of the hippy "We should all love our fellow man" type comments because those don't say anything at all. Be honest, or try to. I might even turn anonymous commenting back on if its making creative flow go stagnant.

See the two highlights? No. Just no. Safari is a bit better than IE but still no. Safari is just the Mac version of IE. IE is really bad. I am so disappoint. I'm not going to get all Firefox fangirl, but godomot fanbois, why are (is?) 28% of my page views coming from IE. This is sad. Very sad. You lot should be better than this.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

If you were wondering why I haven't blogged on the Teen closure...

Okay so I'm getting oodles of people asking (read: bugging the shit out of me) about why I haven't blogged on it. Its simple: I'm tired of talking about it. My views on the TG/MG situation are pretty clear and it doesn't take much searching to find them on the forums. I'm not going to blog about Emerald either because I don't really have an opinion on it.

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